I had a revelation today so I am going to start writing about awkward moments that happen as they come up. It should be amazing!!
Awkward moment number one…
Ok, so I went Christmas shopping in Gainesville with my mom, sister, and niece! I know, I know, that’s awkward in itself but I promise you, if I can actually put into words what happened, you will be thoroughly satisfied. I am going to try so hard, I promise! Now, I was pretty much on this trip to be the driver and entertainer for Hollyn (that’s my niece for future reference). It was awesome, you know, spending good quality time with my family. Well, things happen when you drink fluids. Haha, yeah! You got it! I had to use the men’s room (sorry if I’m too graphic but this was just awkward). Ok, normally this is a pretty routine part of the day (haha I can’t believe I even wrote that) but not on this day! On this day, all bets were off (I found out)! Now, I realize that it’s that time of year and there are a little more (let’s see, how can I put this?) “less-normal” people out and about but why in the bathroom!!?? Of all places! Today, the bathroom was not only a place of “rest” but it was a place for conversation! Pretty much like Starbucks in the men’s room (without the coffee and, well, um…the pleasantries!!!!). Nope! According to my compadre this was apparently the time to ask all kinds of questions, one of which was, “Have you ever been to New York City?” WHAT!!?? Did you really just ask me that !?!? And in the bathroom of all places! Apparently the bathrooms in NYC are, shall I say, close quarters!?!? I don’t really know because I’ve never been but, unfortunately, I think I got a little taste of what it might be like!
Point of the story: don’t take your trips to the restroom for granted! You never know what questions you might be asked!
Haha, alright, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!